January 2010
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last day of freedom
i go back to school tomorrow. which means less time for tumblr :(
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when my washing machine finishes
it makes this little tap-tap noise. i jump every time. and every time, the first thought that comes to my head is, “someone wants to get out.”
not an obsession
hate isn’t the opposite of love. hate is still an obsession with something or someone.
the opposite of love is indifference. which hurts.
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sometimes i like to get dressed up
even if i know that im not leaving the house at all during the day.
mirror images
i still have your lipstick kiss on my mirror where you left it.
im not taking it off.
“Sugar man light source why did you come to me? Put me in a coma, woke up in the...”
– (via fuckyesmightyboosh)
(via indieuprising)
Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp hope to keep 'low... →
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Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are hoping to keep a ‘low profile’ while shooting new movie The Tourist in Venice.
The Hollywood stars will arrive in the Italian city next month to film with director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck and producer Graham King.
King said he wanted disruption to residents kept to a minimum during shooting but it could prove difficult.
He told UK...
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Whatcha say, Jason? You took an amazing song and...
heartbeatsandmusings:
Jason Derulo took a tiny sample of Imogen Heap’s Hide and Seek, looped it, mutilated it, and called it music. She is not credited on the album and may not receive royalty payments because the sample is so brief.
Hide and Seek is haunting, cryptic and complex. Turning it into a “head-nodding R&B jam” (MTV Newsroom) feels almost sacrilegious. What a demeaning, misleading...
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story time
okay, so to avoid getting my hands eaten by flyinglessons(which is what she’ll do if i don’t fulfill my promise and put up stories) i’ve decided to actually put something story-like on here. well, actually it’s a poem, but i haven’t got any new stories, and all the old ones are crap. anyway, enjoy, or if you feel so inclined, don’t:
THE LITTLE MAN In every...
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hates: #1
how every shopping trolley at the shops always has one wheel that’s dud.
story time
would any of you few followers have a problem with some short stories of mine?
damn
okay, so normally i would say that i didn’t like tumblarity, right, cause it made me feel all small and tiny in the large world of high achieivers who all tower above me, shadowing me in their knowledge, power and influence over others, pushing me face down into the dirt as they rise ever higher into the sky, ever higher towards the clouds as i stay small and insignificant at their feet,...
(more) confusing poetry
one fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, back to back the faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. the dead cop on the beat heard the noise, he came and shot those two dead boys. if you don’t believe this lie, it’s true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
i’d love to hear more of these. does anyone know anymore?
confusing poetry
we come before you, to stand behind you, to tell you something we know nothing about. on monday (which is good friday), there will be a mothers meeting, for fathers only. admission is free, you pay at the door, bring your own seats, we’ll sit on the floor.
Richmond!!!
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bahaha. love this episode.
Richmond is may favourite, I wish he was inculded more regularly in the show. Perhasp the should have a whole episode of just Richmond, without the other 3 :)
yeah, but unfortunately he had to be taken...
Richmond!!!
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bahaha. love this episode.
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blasphemy of the greatest kind
my brother just called noel fielding a pedophile.
i have to admit that i almost slapped him. i instead yelled back, “he’s not a pedophile. that’s a bit harsh. he’s just not mainstream like you. can’t you accept people for their differences?”
to which he answered, “no. he’s a pedo.”
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everyone seems to want something from me these days. they never tell me what it is. they just keep on taking parts of me.
everyone seems to want something from me. but there’s nothing left to give.
leave me alone!
two people call you when they’re having a sleepover together? they can be perfectly nice people, and they might be your friends and all, but when they call you together for almost no reason at all, and then proceed to talk to each other about things that happened while they were doing stuff today, conversations that are so, “you had to be there”, that when you ask about them,...
this shall be our plan
we’ll fly to america, get dressed into our alice in wonderland stuff. you’ll be the red queen, i’ll be the mad hatter. we’ll walk about the place, people will find us so terribly brilliant their eyes will hurt, they- they won’t be able to look at us. we’ll find johnny depp and show him our costumes. he’ll be massively jealous. Burton will be confused as to...
fuckyesnoelfielding:
does anyone else think that julian looks like he’s saying pedophile?
noel is cute…
not summer
the little people who live underground and dig tunnels under our feet have stolen the Australian summer, and replaced it with this wet rainy season. they have threatened that anyone arguing with them will be eaten most quickly.
i for one agree with them. summer was overrated anyway. it’s not how you think about it in the winter, where everyones happy, and there are summer girls and summer...
“i was a fool to let that catfish swim away”
– Late At Night, Little Birdy
The girl has potential
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If I have learned anything from school, it’s how bitter and hurt I had the potential to become.
but you didn’t my darling, did you?
if i learned anything from school, it’s how crazy, immature and childlike i could stay and get away with it.
bran nue dae
was fantastically stupendous
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The Leunig of the future?
For sure.
does everyone think this? its a wonderful compliment. i dont think im nearly good enough really.
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on my travels
Yesterday as i travelled to the beach, i met a man on my way. He was only as high as my knee, but he rather a lot to say.
“Kettles,” he tried to tell me, “go rather well with pots, but when tied with after dinner mints, can end up giving spots.
Guitar strings, jelly, swordfish, combined with curtain rods, are a fantastic method, for getting peas out of their pods.”
I...